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hi my name is isabeau (isa for short), i'm 30, and i like. characters. and lots of them.

i use any pronouns but she/her (if you use my 💀 emojiself pronouns i will hug you warmstyle though)
i am...biromantic ashrexual. questioning some form of arospec, likely ficto
i'm not great at conversations but if we're mutuals i see your posts and i am appreciating you and your ships from the shadows.
i felt it might be pertinent to list my kintypes on this carrd. it doesn't bother me if you ship with them but if you don't feel comfortable interacting with people who kin your f/os now you know.
also i'd just like to note that NONE of my self ships from kin sources are my f/os with the character i kin. that's a different can of worms entirely for me. kinships are listed separately on my f/o list

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Lovecraft (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Sheogorath (The Elder Scrolls)
Brick (Borderlands)
SCP-179 (SCP Foundation)
Wick (The Devil's Carnival)
Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)
Arkt (Vyn)
Agent 9 (Spyro the Dragon)
Benrey (Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware)
Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
Dreamjelly Cookie (Cookie Run)
Deductive Logico (Murdle)

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byf

if you're any kind of bigot im going to block you, don't bother
no pedophiles, MAPs, PEARs, or anything of that nature. this includes adults that self ship with minors. yes, even aged up.
the above does not apply to like...18-year-olds who self ship with 17-year-olds, because i possess basic critical thinking skills and know that age differences of less than a year are never pedophilia.
if you self-identify as an "anti-anti" or "pro-shipper" go away. i don't want to read your dissertation on why antis stifle fandom creativity.
i don't wish to interact with men who ship with canon lesbians or women who ship with canon gay men. if it's just a popular headcanon idc, this is only if you're erasing explicit rep
i do not care if you kin one of my f/os; if it doesn't bother you to follow me, you following isn't gonna bother me.
minors please do not follow. nothing personal, i'm just. Thirty.
please do not talk to me about tribetwelve anymore and DO NOT follow me if you defend adam rosner's actions
i no longer share f/os and will block doubles (current mutuals exempt as long as i have a tag to filter). it's nothing personal, you guys are valid!
i do not care if my mutuals interact wiith doubles but PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP do not reblog fanart of my f/o from me if you're going to ping a double on it, i find that extremely rude. click through to the source and rb from them if you're gonna do that.
my stance on non-selfship blogs following this one is "if you can tolerate the clownery you can hang out at the circus, just don't be an asshole"

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blacklist

eye trauma/closeups of real eyes
trypophobia
just tag the thing or "#isa don't look" idc dude it's all filtered

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f/o list

❤ MAIN OF MAINS ❤

✨❤ Fate (Death and Taxes) ❤✨
💍 3/10/2023
genuinely i will never be normal about him i love him so much i had to put his name in my url so everyone knows just how much i love him. only f/o i am married to and idk if that will ever change. no matter who my current fixation is you can ALWAYS ask me about him.
{tag: 💛 | won't you stay with me my darling)
(S/I: Boatswain Charlie)

❤ MAINS ❤

❤ Tim Wright (Marble Hornets) ❤
the reason i even decided to make this a self ship blog. make no mistake he is on my mind even if i'm not talking about him. going strong since 2019, baby!
(tag: 📼 | we might be hollow but we're brave)
(S/I: Ash Lucas)

❤ Employee 432 (The Stanley Parable) ❤
the "too embarrassed to admit i have a crush on them" to "main f/o" pipeline is real. i'll love them enough to offset one thousand dumbass tsp fandom takes.
(tag: ✏️ | the only one that i want on the landline)
(S/I: Employee 104)

(i am just as likely to pair my mains with my irl self rather than a self insert but they all have self inserts)

❤ CURRENT FOCUS ❤

F/O	Source	Tag	S/I
Licorice Cookie	Cookie Run	🖤 \| we got that blood moon love	Honey Lavender Cookie
Charcoal Cookie	Cookie Run	👻 \| temp charcoal tag	Dirt Cake Cookie
Steak Cookie	Cookie Run	🥩 \| temp steak tag	Prickly Pear Lemonade Cookie
Sonar	Dispatch	👔 \| let's take this sleepy town by storm	Recharge
Acedia	Isekai Slow Life	🐝 \| i fell in love with you like bees to honey	Aza
Numerologist Night	Murdle	🧮 \| you plus me that's enough	Customer Service Cabernet/Counselor Cabernet

more romantic
plat/fam
kinships

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❤ MORE ROMANTIC ❤

F/O	Source	Tag	S/I
The Developer (headcanon name Andy)	Dude, Stop	🍕 \| i don't care if i'm a guilty pleasure	none/general sona
Rolan Deep	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	💼 \| everything especially your human soul	Shiloh Dudes
Kian Stone	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	🎸 \| no tragedy no poetry	Shiloh Dudes
Timothy Rand	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	🕶️ \| a beautiful bird on a line	Shiloh Dudes
Rebecca "Becky" Jones	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	🎼 \| now you know how i feel about you	Shiloh Dudes
Riebeck	Outer Wilds	🪕 \| i'd rather look into your eyes	Tourmaline
Gabbro	Outer Wilds	🌴 \| a glimmer of what i was hoping to see	Tourmaline
The Prisoner/Kaepora	Outer Wilds	🕯️ \| some nights i still dream of you	Tourmaline
Feldspar	Outer Wilds	🎣 \| the day you came the sun ran out of light	Zircon
Artemis	No Man's Sky	⭐ \| if i can have you back	Iteration: Orpheus
Milton Library Assistant	The Talos Principle	🐍 \| temp milton tag	none yet
Floofty Fizzlebean	Bugsnax	🧪 \| hands to the night sky	Izzabones Shatternight
Courtney Gears	Ratchet and Clank	⚙️ \| baby turn your love up loud	Lathe
Byron	The Talos Principle 2	✋ \| temp byron tag	none yet
Yaqut	The Talos Principle 2	🧩 \| temp yaqut tag	none yet
Hunch Curio	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	🔎 \| temp hunch tag	Vin Somnia
Imelda Pulse	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	🫧 \| temp imelda tag	Vin Somnia
Daniel Fucks	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	🍸 \| temp daniel tag	Vin Somnia
The Fix	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	🧱 \| temp the fix tag	Vin Somnia
Scar	Wuthering Waves	🐑 \| building palaces in purgatory	Filistata
Aalto	Wuthering Waves	🌫️ \| i hear you singing tomorrow never dies	Nevermore
Freddy Yeti	Date Everything	❄️ \| temp freddy tag	none/playersona
Mitchell Linn	Date Everything	🥧 \| temp mitchell tag	none/playersona
Amir	Date Everything	🪞\| temp amir tag	none/playersona
Timothy Timepiece	Date Everything	⏰ \| temp timothy tag	none/playersona

❤ CRUSHES ❤

Crush	Source	Tag	Notes
none rn!

❤ POLYCULES ❤

Tag	Characters	Source
💼🎸🕶️🎼\| even worse blunt rotation	Rolan Deep, Kian Stone, Timothy Rand, Becky Jones	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou
🪕🌴🕯️\| fellow travelers	Riebeck, Gabbro, The Prisoner/Kaepora	Outer Wilds
🔎🫧🍸🧱 \| prefrontal polycule	Hunch Curio, Imelda Pulse, Daniel Fucks, The Fix	Dimension 20: Mentopolis
❄️🥧🪞⏰ \| objects of my affection	Freddy Yeti, Mitchell Linn, Amir, Timothy Timepiece	Date Everything

mains
plat/fam
kinships

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❤ QUEERPLATONIC ❤

F/O	Source	Tag	S/I
Game	There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension	🕹️ \| i brought you a smile	none/playersona

★ PLATONIC ★

in the interest of this being not massive, all platonics are grouped by source except for cookie run and wuwa where they're grouped by s/i

F/Os	Source	S/I
Rico (Grim OC), Mortimer, Cerri, all Den patrons	Death and Taxes	Boatswain Charlie
Brian Thomas, Jay Merrick, Jessica Locke	Marble Hornets	Ash Lucas
Stanley, The Narrator, The Curator	The Stanley Parable	Employee 104
Hal, Chert, Esker, Hornfels, Slate, Gossan, Solanum	Outer Wilds	Tourmaline & Zircon
Butter Roll Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie	Cookie Run	Honey Lavender Cookie
Black Forest Cookie, White Lily Cookie, Pastry Cookie	Cookie Run	Dirt Cake Cookie
Shining Glitter Cookie, Walnut Cookie, Cotton Candy Cookie, Sparkling Cookie	Cookie Run	Prickly Pear Lemonade Cookie
Apollo, Polo, Nada, all Anomaly inhabitants	No Man's Sky	Iteration: Orpheus
Alcatraz, Melville, Athena	The Talos Principle 2	none yet
Filbo Fiddlepie, Chandlo Funkbun, Shelda, Beffica Winklesnoot	Bugsnax	Izzabones Shatternight
Slim Cognito	Ratchet and Clank	Lathe
Anastasia Tension, Conrad Schintz, Justin Fication, Ivana Popov, Frank Freeze, Fanny Fawnsworth, Stacy Fakename	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	Vin Somnia
Encore, Shorekeeper, Camellya, Buling	Wuthering Waves	Nevermore
Phrolova	Wuthering Waves	Filistata
Skylar Specs, Zoey Bennett, Diana, Chance, Barry Styles, the Hanks	Date Everything	none/playersona

★ FAMILIAL ★

F/O	Source	Relation	S/I
The Prime Curator (headcanon name Archimedes)	Death and Taxes	Twin	Boatswain Charlie
Wambus Troubleham	Bugsnax	Uncle	Izzabones Shatternight
Triffany Lottablog	Bugsnax	Aunt	Izzabones Shatternight
Rose Hip Cookie (OC)	Cookie Run	Cousin/brother figure	Honey Lavender Cookie
Black Lemonade Cookie	Cookie Run	Twin sister	Prickly Pear Lemonade Cookie
Lemon Cookie	Cookie Run	Cousin	Prickly Pear Lemonade Cookie
Nyar	Isekai Slow Life	Younger sister	Aza

♠ NOT F/OS PER SE ♠

but they ARE important to s/i lore

Char	Source	Relation	S/I
Officer Ryan Dudes (hc first name)	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	Dickhead older brother	Shiloh Dudes
Mark Bition	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	Cheating prick ex-fiance	Vin Somnia

mains
more romantic
kinships

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★ KINSHIPS ★

non-exhaustive; only the ones i'm liable to actually talk about

F/O	Source	Type	Kin
John Steinbeck	Bungou Stray Dogs	Romantic	H. P. Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe	Bungou Stray Dogs	Platonic	H. P. Lovecraft
Mordecai	Borderlands	Romantic	Brick
Tiny Tina	Borderlands	Familial (younger sister figure)	Brick
The Painted Doll	The Devil's Carnival	Romantic	Wick
Clank	Ratchet and Clank	Romantic	Ratchet
Rivet	Ratchet and Clank	Familial (sister figure)	Ratchet
Narathzul Arantheal	Vyn	Romantic?	Arkt
Alessia (Shadowgod OC)	Vyn	Platonic	Arkt
The Narrator	The Stanley Parable	i dont fuckin know	Stanley
Milky Way Cookie	Cookie Run	Platonic	Dreamjelly Cookie
Inspector Irratino	Murdle	Romantic	Deductive Logico

mains
more romantic
plat/fam

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★ SELF INSERTS ★

Name	Source	Tag	Notes
Boatswain Charlie	Death and Taxes	💜 \| such a mellow hue (i)	might also be called Vice Curator Charlemagne due to backstory reasons
Ash Lucas	Marble Hornets	🐈 \| fill your lungs and just breathe (i)
Employee 104	The Stanley Parable	📄 \| but the dark had no remark (i)
Shiloh Dudes	Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou	🍃 \| the mirror and me at 12AM (i)
Tourmaline	Outer Wilds	🌠 \| to you in my memories (i)
Zircon	Outer Wilds	🌱 \| not anybody’s smile (i)
Honey Lavender Cookie	Cookie Run	🍯 \| cataclysmic catechism catch-22 (i)
Dirt Cake Cookie	Cookie Run	🪱 \| you're our brightest flame (i)
Prickly Pear Lemonade Cookie	Cookie Run	none yet
Iteration: Orpheus	No Man's Sky	🚀 \| wake me if you’re out there (i)
Izzabones Shatternight	Bugsnax	📚 \| all the different colored leaves (i)
Lathe	Ratchet and Clank	🔩 \| howling at a hollow moon (i)
Vin Somnia	Dimension 20: Mentopolis	💤 \| our promise rebuild and repair (i)
Nevermore	Wuthering Waves	🦇 \| truth on the shores of compassion (i)	same person as Filistata but diff timeline
Filistata	Wuthering Waves	🕸️ \| happy will i become (i)	same person as Nevermore but diff timeline
Aza	Isekai Slow Life	none yet	only he/him s/i i have. for now.
Recharge	Dispatch	none yet
Customer Service Cabernet/Counselor Cabernet	Murdle	none yet	huh? what? ignore this dont worry about it its fine

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station identification

main/selfship: fatestheysband (you are here)
nsfw: ask off anon
reblog blog: theabysmalarchive

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playlists

extreme wip, i gotta comb through my spotify

Song Tag Compendium (not all of them are on spotify sadly)
Tim Wright self ship playlist (do not @ me about the contents of this playlist, i have my reasons)

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